220 Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text for Endless Laughs

Looking to keep the spark alive and add some fun to your relationship? Try these 220 jokes to tell your boyfriend over text for instant giggles and sweet bonding. From cute one-liners to funny puns, these jokes are perfect for making him smile even on a bad day.

Whether you’re in a long-distance relationship or just love playful chats, these texting jokes for couples work like a charm. They’re a great way to share inside humor, boost connection, and enjoy some endless laughs together. So get ready to bring out your inner comedian with these boyfriend-friendly jokes!

Funny One-Liners

• 😂 Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
• 🧀 What’s a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
• 🦖 What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
• 🚪 I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
• 👻 What did the ghost say to his boyfriend? You look BOO-tiful tonight!
• 🐝 What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
• 🌮 Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• 🧠 I told my boyfriend I had a brain transplant. He asked if I changed my mind.
• 🪑 Why don’t chairs use dating apps? They’re already fully committed to tables!
• 🥁 My boyfriend asked if he could have a book mark. I burst into tears… he still doesn’t know my name is Mark.
• 🤦‍♂️ I asked my boyfriend to pass me a newspaper. He handed me his laptop and said, “We’re in the 21st century now.”
• 🍕 My relationship with pizza is a lot like my relationship with you—I can’t live without either of you!
• 🧀 What did the cheese say before having its picture taken? Cheese!
• 🐘 What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant!
• 🧵 I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it!
• 🏃 I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
• 🧙‍♂️ Why don’t wizards like to tell jokes? Because they might spell it wrong!
• 🌧️ It’s raining cats and dogs out there… Just stepped in a poodle!
• 🎭 My acting career started when I pretended to care about my boyfriend’s fantasy football team.
• 🧊 I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.

Cute and Romantic Jokes

• 💑 Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
• 💘 Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
• 💋 I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together!
• 💝 Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• 💓 Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
• 💕 If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
• 💌 Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for!
• 💞 Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
• 😍 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• 💗 Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look cute together!
• 💖 Are you French? Because Eiffel for you!
• 💏 Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
• 💜 Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• 💘 Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
• ❤️ If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• 💕 I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
• 🔮 According to my horoscope, I’m going to kiss the most handsome guy I see today. Prepare yourself!
• 🌹 Is your face from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
• 💫 If stars fell from the sky every time I thought about you, the sky would be empty.
• 🥰 Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type!

Dad Jokes He’ll Secretly Love

• 👨 I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
• 👨‍👦 I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
• 👴 What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
• 👨‍🦳 Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the “no-bell” prize!
• 🧔 Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
• 👨‍🦰 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
• 👨‍⚕️ I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
• 🧓 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
• 👨‍🔧 What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
• 👨‍🍳 Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
• 👨‍🏫 Whenever I’m having a bad day, I sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.
• 👨‍💼 My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
• 👨‍🌾 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• 👨‍🔬 I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
• 👨‍💻 Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
• 👨‍🎨 What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison!
• 👨‍🚒 What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
• 👨‍✈️ I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
• 👨‍🚀 Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• 👨‍⚖️ What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire!

Silly Animal Jokes

• 🐶 What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
• 🐱 What did the cat say when it fell down the stairs? Me-OW!
• 🐴 Why can’t horses dance? They have two left feet!
• 🦊 What does the fox say when it gets confused? What does the fox say?
• 🐮 Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
• 🐷 Why can’t pigs use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse!
• 🐔 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the boyfriend’s house!
• 🐰 How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it!
• 🦁 What do you call a lion who chases camels across the desert? A chameleon!
• 🐨 What’s a koala’s favorite drink? Koka-koala!
• 🐘 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia!
• 🐒 Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
• 🦒 What do you call a giraffe with one eye? A gir-half!
• 🐧 What’s black and white and read all over? A newspaper… or a sunburned penguin!
• 🦓 What did the zebra say when the lion caught him? “I’m striped!”
• 🦘 What do you call a kangaroo that’s been caught in the rain? A drippity-roo!
• 🐢 Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
• 🦔 Why don’t hedgehogs share their toys? They’re too prickly!
• 🦦 What do you call an otter that lives in the city? An urban otter!
• 🦥 Why was the sloth disqualified from the race? He was too slow off the mark!

Food Jokes for Foodies

• 🍔 What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty!
• 🍕 What does a pizza say when it introduces itself? Slice to meet you!
• 🍦 What’s a frozen dessert’s favorite movie? The Dairy Queen!
• 🍩 Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling!
• 🍰 What did the cake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?
• 🍗 Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
• 🍟 What do you call a sad french fry? A cried potato!
• 🥪 What did one sandwich say to the other sandwich? If we’re careful, we won’t end up in a jam!
• 🥞 What did the pancake say to the syrup? I’m soaking it all in!
• 🧀 How do you organize a space party? You planet!
• 🍉 What did the watermelon say when it saw its boyfriend? You’re one in a melon!
• 🍫 What did the chocolate bar say when it got rejected? That’s the way the cookie crumbles!
• 🍪 Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy!
• 🥕 What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
• 🥑 Why did the avocado cross the road? To guac and roll!
• 🍋 What did one lemon say to another lemon? “You’re the zest!”
• 🥓 Why did the bacon laugh? Because it was on a roll!
• 🍎 What’s a fruit’s favorite type of fiction? Pulp fiction!
• 🍷 What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
• 🥜 What do you call a nut that sneezes? Cashew!

Nerdy Jokes for Smart Boyfriends

• 🤓 Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays!
• 📚 There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
• 🧪 I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
• 🔬 Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
• 💻 Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!
• 🧮 Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
• 🔭 How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None, astronomers aren’t afraid of the dark!
• 📐 Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
• 🧬 Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
• 🧩 I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
• 🎮 Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• 🎯 What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass? It just becomes beer.
• 🤖 Why did the robot go back to school? To improve his algorithm!
• 🧠 What did one neuron say to the other? “Let’s spark a connection!”
• 👨‍💻 What did the Java code say to the C code? You’ve got no class!
• 🦖 What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
• 🧮 Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
• 🔋 What did one electron say to the other? “I’m positive you’re negative!”
• 🧰 Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
• 🧫 I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

Movie and TV Show Puns

• 🎬 Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!
• 📺 Why did Breaking Bad end? It ran out of ice.
• 🍿 What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
• 🎭 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• 🎞️ Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’ll let it go!
• 📽️ What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
• 🎦 Why don’t The Avengers use the stairs? They prefer to take the Thor!
• 🎪 What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s R, but it’s actually the C!
• 🎟️ What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!
• 🍽️ Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• 🎨 Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
• 🎼 What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
• 🎙️ Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
• 🎹 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
• 🎭 What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
• 🎧 How do you organize a space party? You planet!
• 🎤 Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it!
• 🎫 What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
• 🎨 What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
• 🎮 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Work and School Jokes

• 💼 My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
• 📝 What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
• 🏫 Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
• 👨‍💻 Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays!
• 📚 Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
• 🖋️ Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
• 👨‍🏫 Teacher: “Why are you late?” Student: “Well, the sign said ‘School Ahead, Go Slow’!”
• 💻 What does a baby computer call its father? Data!
• 📊 What did the zero say to the eight? “Nice belt!”
• 🖨️ Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
• 📑 What kind of notebook can write by itself? A laptop!
• 🏢 What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire!
• 📋 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
• 🧹 Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• 📌 I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
• 📎 What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed!
• 📍 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• 📏 What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
• 📐 Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
• 🖇️ Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!

Sports Jokes

• ⚽ Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• 🏀 Why was the basketball player sweating after the game? He was playing with his dribbles!
• 🏈 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
• ⚾ Why was the baseball game so hot? All the fans left!
• 🏒 What’s a hockey player’s favorite sandwich? A puck-et sandwich!
• 🎾 Why are tennis players so noisy? They raise a racket!
• 🏐 How do volleyball players stay cool? They use fans!
• 🏉 Why can’t you play rugby with pigs? They always hog the ball!
• ⛳ Why do golfers carry two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
• 🏄‍♂️ What do you call a surfer who loves math? A tangent!
• 🎿 What’s a skier’s favorite type of math? Slope!
• 🏊‍♂️ Why don’t swimmers like jokes? They’re afraid of cracking up!
• 🚴‍♂️ Why can’t bicycles stand on their own? They’re two-tired!
• 🏇 Why don’t horses like crossing the road? They’re afraid of becoming road neigh-bors!
• 🏋️‍♂️ What did the weight lifter say when he ran out of protein powder? “Well, I guess that’s all she whey-ted.”
• 🤾‍♂️ What do you call a dinosaur playing basketball? A dunk-a-saurus!
• 🏌️‍♂️ Why was the golfer wearing two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
• 🧗‍♂️ What’s a mountain climber’s favorite game? Summit-thing challenging!
• 🤺 What do you call a fencing champion with no arms or legs? The undefeated champion!
• 🚣‍♂️ Why can’t you ever tell a joke to a boat captain? They’ve always heard it before, and can’t help but say, “Whatever floats your boat!”

Funny Pick-Up Lines

• 😏 Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
• 😎 Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
• 😉 Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!
• 🥰 Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
• 😘 If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
• 🤩 Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for!
• 😍 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• 😚 Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
• 😜 I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together!
• 🥴 Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• 🥵 Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
• 😻 If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• 🙃 Are you French? Because Eiffel for you!
• 😸 My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
• 😇 Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
• 😽 Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
• 🤤 I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
• 😋 Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type!
• 🌶️ Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
• 🫠 I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Silly Wordplay Jokes

• 🔤 What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
• 📚 I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
• 📝 What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
• 📖 Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
• 🔡 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
• 📋 I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
• 🔠 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
• 📰 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• 📑 What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
• 📙 Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
• 📘 What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
• 📗 I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it!
• 📕 What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
• 🗞️ How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
• 📓 What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!
• 📔 What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
• 📒 Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
• 📃 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• 📄 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
• 📜 I would tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

Conclusion

In the end, sharing these 220 jokes to tell your boyfriend over text is a simple yet powerful way to deepen your bond. Laughter truly is the best glue in any relationship, and these funny messages can turn an ordinary day into something special.

Whether you’re aiming for lighthearted fun, a flirty giggle, or just want to brighten his mood, these jokes for couples do the trick. So go ahead—text, laugh, and love a little more each day with these romantic and funny jokes.